she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
