Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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