It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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