you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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