You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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