OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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