I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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