Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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