Having a random hookup so left but love u
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
