How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My vagina is officially offended.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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