so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just had sex on a roof
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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