im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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