I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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