I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
