I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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