He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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