I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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