how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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