we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
love makes seman taste better
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
