if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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