If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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