What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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