i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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