Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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