So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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