wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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