She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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