my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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