When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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