I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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