i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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