We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Bring me that man meat
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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