I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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