Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just want to make out with him forever
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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