Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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