when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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