i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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