and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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