No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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