I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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