you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
