help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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