You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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