i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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