where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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