guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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