I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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