I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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