You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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