what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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